East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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