is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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