i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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