I'm really into asian looking animals
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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