but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we made out on top of his cat.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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