Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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