i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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