I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
