he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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