thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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