why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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