well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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