Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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