I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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