pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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