We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You need a sexual gate keeper
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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