drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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