Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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