Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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