at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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