Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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