This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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