ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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