I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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