I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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