In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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