Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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