who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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