My first STD was from a foam party
ugly people sure do ruin things
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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