I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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