Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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