Having a random hookup so left but love u
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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