people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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