It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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