she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize