I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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