I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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