I'm lost and stupid without you.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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