who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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