pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
