I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think I am morally bankrupt
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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