Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I can text with my tongue
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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