Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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