Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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