I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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