His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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