i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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