That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
