I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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