I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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