I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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