smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
