We're facebook friends in real life
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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