So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
it's like heaven, but drunker
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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