i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
this just has baby written all over it
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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