ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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